#Cap n crunch discontinued movie

Now that our Cap’n Crunch brand is in the social-media space, our adult consumers can stay up to date on all things Cap’n Crunch.”Ī conspiracy? Smokescreen tactics? We’ll see… but damned if I didn’t stock up on 10 boxes last night, just to be safe. In fact, we just launched an official Facebook page for Cap’n Crunch. “Reports of Cap’n Crunch’s demise are greatly exaggerated. Update: Quaker Oats issued a statement to Ad Age saying that the cereal giant has no plans to end the deliciousness: Still, something tells me this may have something to do with it:

#Cap n crunch discontinued movie

Those are serious numbers, and if Americans have any hope for reversing the course we’re on to become the people in the Wall-E movie someday, we’ve got to start somewhere. All about Vanilly Crunch (Capn Crunch) Cereal from Quaker - pictures and information including commercials and cereal boxes if available. Sure, we’ve rationalized the piercing jabs the sugar-crystallized corners of the squares inflict on our upper mouths for the sake of the delicious wonderment, but children cereals contain 85 percent more sugar, 65 percent less fiber and 60 percent more sodium when compared with adult cereals, according to the Rudd Center research. Last year, PepsiCo vowed to reduce added sugar per serving by 25 percent and saturated fat by 15 percent in its products over the next 10 years.Īfter the initial thrashing fit in the cereal aisle of the grocery store upon hearing the news, smashing inferior breakfast foods under my feet while screaming for the dearly departing Cap’n, a little bit of reason began to set in. Earlier ads, in which the cereals were promoted together, often challenged kids to choose which cereal was better.

In 1972, the final battle between Quisp and Quake began. Parent company PepsiCo is apparently forcing the good Cap’n, once the #1 breakfast cereal in America, to walk the plank. At the height of the the cereals popularity, Quisp and Quake took in 1.6 of the entire breakfast cereal market - almost equivalent to what Capn Crunch gets today. Unfortunately, children continue to view hundreds of ads per year for high-sugar cereals from General Mills, Kellogg’s and Post Foods.” They’ve retired Cap’n Crunch and that’s a good thing. Capn Crunch is a product line of sweetened corn and oat breakfast cereals introduced in 1963 and manufactured by Quaker Oats Company, a division of PepsiCo. Jennifer Harris, food policy and obesity researcher at Yale University, says, “Our research shows PepsiCo is no longer marketing Cap’n Crunch cereal directly to children. With 12 grams of sugar per serving, a bowl of Cap’n Crunch amounts to half the recommended daily intake for kids. So who’s to blame for this apparent upcoming extinction of breakfast greatness? Sadly, but logically, a lot of the responsibility is falling on the shoulders of the White House’s anti-childhood obesity campaign. You can’t find a picture of the blue-capped Cap’n anywhere on Quaker’s official website, and sales are reportedly way down: Cap’n Crunch did $118.6 million in sales in 2010, down 6.8% from a year earlier. I just couldn’t sit there like a lame duck on open waters knowin’ some shipmate had to walk the plank against his will.”Īt press time, the whistleblower stated their intention to sail to the Cook Islands and uncover the lost Cinnamon Roll Crunch cereal, in an attempt to restore their legacy.If the internet hysteria is correct, it appears that Quaker Oats is putting an end to our beloved mouth-scraping morning delight, Cap’n Crunch. Children and crewmates all across the country look up to the Cap’n to get crunchitized each mornin’. I just couldn’t live with the shame anymore. “They picked a fall guy and fired ‘em for that blunder. For current information, refer to packaging on store shelves. Product formulations, packaging and promotions may change. Grab a bowl or cup for an easy snack that goes great with couch time, anytime. The bites were crunchy and perfect when you added milk. When asked about why the decision was made to disclose the classified information to the public, the whistleblower cited the guilt they had wrestled with over the past twenty years. Description Sweet and golden, with a crunch you’ll love, nothing competes with the original Cap’n Crunch. This fun cereal started out as simple yellow corn and oat bites in 1963. Do not be fooled by the false marketing tactics of Quaker Oaks Company,” said the source, who took extreme measures to conceal their identity, including a VPN and voice masking software. “There be nothing accidental about what happened that day. Unprotected by the Whistleblower Protection Act and maritime laws, the leaker confirmed that the past few weeks had been tumultuous and unpredictable ever since they shed light on the deliberate and controlled All-Berries fiasco at a Quaker Oaks mill in 1997. “Ever since I released the information to the public, it’s been nothing but high-tailing across the Seven Seas for me,” the whistleblower revealed.

HAVANA - An anonymous whistleblower is now in hiding after leaking classified information to the public, revealing that the “Oops! All Berries” variation of Cap’n Crunch was not an accident at all and was in fact planned from the start.